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Excuse Generator

You need an excuse. We have millions.

I'm so sorry, but my laptop is installing an update that says 'about 4 hours'. Rain check?

Bored of this already? Good.

Most time wasted on Excuse Generator

Only real play counts. Everyone on Rush shows up here as an animal.

What is this?

The excuse generator writes a random excuse for getting out of something: work, the gym, a party, homework or the dishes. Pick what you're avoiding, tap the button and copy the result. The excuses are built from parts, so there are thousands of combinations, and almost none of them will work.

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Will these excuses actually work?

Almost certainly not. They are designed to be funny, not believable. Use them on people who will laugh.

How many excuses are there?

Each excuse combines an opener, a reason and a closer, which adds up to thousands of combinations across five topics.

Can I share an excuse?

Yes. Tap copy, or share it straight to a chat from your phone.

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